(via maingrl)


annabellioncourt:

plz-no:

Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.

He proceeded to show it to us in class.

(via gateau-chocolat)


dontneedyourheroact:

what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show

(via fighting-bears-and-sharks)


blinkandurdead:

this is a very serious show

(via p-otterlock)


sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

(via p-otterlock)



stitchlock:

if you ever worry that you’re weird, or taking it a bit far as a fangirl, remember that people in ancient Rome used to buy vials of their favorite gladiator’s sweat to wear as perfume. so like. at least its not a new thing.

(via p-otterlock)


gleeksunited-infinity:

zieglerandlukasiak:

brookiemariehyland:

Ellen should win an Oscar for being Ellen

"and the oscar for best ellen degeneres goes to…. ellen degeneres"

"And the oscar for best Leonardo Dicaprio goes to … Ellen Degeneres"

(via p-otterlock)


tsarbucks:

watching a new tv show after hearing about it on tumblr and then getting addicted to it

image

(via p-otterlock)


reitone:

reitone:

french people are so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast

this pun was wasted on you all

(via p-otterlock)


screwthisimrecovering:

WAKE. THE. FUCK. UP.

  • DEPRESSION IS NOT SPECIAL
  • ANXIETY IS NOT CUTE
  • SELF HARM SCARS ARE NOT BEAUTIFUL
  • SUICIDE IS NOT POETIC
  • EATING DISORDERS ARE NOT GLAMOROUS
  • MENTAL ILLNESSES ARE NOT ROMANTIC SO STOP TREATING THEM THAT WAY

(via heichou-wings)


rupsidaisy:

straight boys don’t shut their mouths because their lips would be touching and that’s gay

(via cheeseburger-baby)


Tobias in disguise.

(via thebluthcompany)


deluminator:

i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

(via what-is-it-anon)


canadianslut:

I don’t use condoms ;)

not because i like to practice unsafe sex but because I never have sex

(via that-weirdchick-tess)